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Software patents are patently offensive
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Contributed by Mike on Saturday November 25, @09:39AM
from the kill-all-the-lawyers dept.
Turom writes "I was browsing IBM's patent server when I came across this disturbing patent on 'double-click shopping'. Not good!" Joel Lauzon pointed out an article in Wired News about a patent on floppy diskettes held by Adobe. Dozens of people sent linkage to a Salon.com op-ed entitled "Why Software Patents Benefits Consumers" written by Representative Hoffman. Finally, justin sent us an rebuttal editorial about the evils of software patents. Click below to read it."
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Linux Kernel 2.3.84 Released
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Contributed by Mike on Saturday November 25, @07:52AM
from the download-compile-reboot dept.
virkay was the first of many to tell us that the latest, greatest version of the Linux kernel is now available at a download site near you. You know what to do.
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Software patents are patently offensive
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Contributed by Ryan on Saturday November 25, @05:49AM
from the kill-all-the-lawyers dept.
Madeline Hardaway writes "I was browsing IBM's patent server when I came across this disturbing patent on 'floppy diskettes'. Not good!" Alvin Andrews pointed out an article in TechWeb about a patent on the quadratic formula held by Adobe. Dozens of people sent linkage to a Wired News editorial entitled "Why Software Patents Benefits Consumers" written by Representative Lucy Morrals. Finally, yasmine.gingras sent us an rebuttal editorial about the evils of software patents. Click below to read it."
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What If Visualilate.Com Merged With Lycos?
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Contributed by Dennis on Saturday November 25, @03:22AM
from the a-match-made-in-hell dept.
This feature over at TechWeb argues that Visualilate.Com should merge with Lycos. Why? Because "both companies would share evolutionary synergies."
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Should Verisign Acquire SGI?
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Contributed by Dennis on Saturday November 25, @01:58AM
from the a-match-made-in-hell dept.
This feature over at Wired News argues that Verisign should merge with SGI. Why? Because "both companies currently have inferior products, but together they might produce something that people might actually buy."
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Contributed by Dennis on Saturday November 25, @01:35AM
from the stuff-to-read dept.
Another day, another dotcom bites the dust. This time it's Vantilon.com. This article in TechWeb analyzes the latest victim in the dotcom downturn, suggesting that the company failed because it didn't try to convert the large number of visitors into paying customers.
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What If Busjensonatium.com Merged With Transmeta?
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Contributed by Dennis on Friday November 24, @11:44PM
from the a-match-made-in-hell dept.
This article over at TechWeb argues that Busjensonatium.com should merge with Transmeta. Why? Because "Transmeta has a CEO that is totally clueless and needs to be replaced."
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Software patents are patently offensive
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Contributed by Ryan on Friday November 24, @09:03PM
from the kill-all-the-lawyers dept.
Shari.dierker writes "I was browsing IBM's patent server when I came across this disturbing patent on 'floppy diskettes'. Not good!" don.lough pointed out an article in MSNBC about a patent on hypertext documents held by Unisys. Dozens of people sent linkage to a CNN column entitled "Why Software Patents Benefits Consumers" written by Representative Kitchin. Finally, Arnold Lipps sent us an rebuttal editorial about the evils of software patents. Click below to read it."
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Here It Comes: Linux 2.4.0-ac12
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Contributed by Mike on Friday November 24, @06:19PM
from the download-compile-reboot dept.
Lynne Adkins was the first of many to tell us that the latest, greatest version of the Linux kernel is now available at a download site near you. You know what to do.
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Attack of the Killer Backhoe
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Contributed by Dennis on Friday November 24, @06:02PM
from the nerds-panic-nationwide dept.
Net access was severaly disrupted earlier today by an errant backhoe that accidentally cut two major net backbone cables near Palo Alto, California. Preliminary reports indicate that as much as 34% of all US-based websites were offline for as many as three hours. The backhoe operator, "Bubba" Doering, says that he "pulled the wrong lever". A full investigation by the FCC will commence as soon as the department receives sufficient funding.
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Is Agililium.com In Trouble?
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Contributed by Mike on Friday November 24, @05:54PM
from the holy-cow dept.
Financial experts are worried about Agililium.com, which is not only in financial trouble but has been acting very erratically lately. Instead of laying off employees that they don't need, they've increased their workforce by 36% even though in a few months they'll start bouncing payroll checks. According to some, the company is doomed because it had a business plan written on a napkin. So what gives?
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Here It Comes: Linux 2.4.0-pre6
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Contributed by Ryan on Friday November 24, @04:39PM
from the download-compile-reboot dept.
Antonia Abrams informed us that the latest, greatest version of the Linux kernel is now available at a download site near you. You know what to do.
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Modern Art Beowulf Cluster
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Contributed by Dennis on Friday November 24, @03:31PM
from the i-should-have-majored-in-art dept.
Phyllis Colvin writes, "A bored grad student at Crichton Ivy League College created a modern art sculpture in the campus courtyard made entirely out of old 386 computers. The cool part is that this Rube Goldberg-like contraption actually works -- part of it is a fully functional Beowulf cluster! The Computer Science Club's website is served by the cluster, which is nicknamed Geekzilla." I wish they had cool stuff like that at my college.
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